It seems unbelievable, but the argument in the first box of this cartoon is actually used by Ray Comfort, a Christian, a creationist and a liar.

Jesus saves. He also spanks. That's, scientifically speaking, what it means to be sick. The good lord himself is giving you a few slaps on the butt. Which you deserved.

Don't, I repeat, don't go to a doctor. Pray and ask why. That will  make you all better.

"Not fair," I hear Christians grumbling, "we don't teach that nonsense anymore."

We can't be sure that is true. They're Christians after all, so there is a rather high probability they are lying.

Even if they're not in this particular instance, they're teaching children other nonsense. Like that pile of debilitating absurdities they call Creationism. Or those cruel, made up myths out of that great collection of amoral horror stories, the Bible. Just to give them some healthy nightmares.

With this kind of attitude to science and reality in general, is it any wonder that the Bible Belt States are not only the most religious, but at the same time the ones with the highest incidence of teenage pregnancies and abortions? Coincidence? Of course not.

Maybe it is the combination of having no morals and no education.

It also goes to show that Christians will lie to you about the most simple things. Not only is this a ridiculous perversion of what illness is, but the mind also staggers at what poor Jesus must be going through on a daily basis.

So many little kids, cute boys and girls, hundreds of thousands of them, to spank on their rosy butts. What is he? Some Catholic Superpriest?

Christians, what will they think of next?

Christians are still spreading the atrocious, vicious lie that Adolf Hitler was an Atheist. As a result, they continue lying, he killed Jews and started a world war because he was an Atheist.

As is often the case when christians open their mouth, all kinds of things come out except the truth. Are they really that uninformed or stupid, I wonder, or are they just willful liars?

The truth is that Hitler was very popular in conservative christian circles in Germany because he opposed homosexuality, pornography and was a firm adherent of all "values" christians want others to follow, but so seldom practice themselves.

No wonder that when the Vatican signed a concordat with that other fascist dictator, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, a staunch supporter of christianity himself, applauded this.

The Vatican, Hitler, Mussolini, christianity, nazism, fascism: they seemed to be made for each other.

Were he to live today in the US there is no doubt Adolf Hitler would be a devout christian Republican.

Christians should stop their ridiculous, disgusting, slanderous lies.

The following is an excerpt of a jubilant article Hitler wrote to celebrate this understanding between the Vatican, Nazism and Fascism. Of course, as a christian, Adolf Hitler not only condemns liberal Jews, but also Atheistic Marxism.

"The fact that the Curia is now making its peace with Fascism shows that the Vatican trusts the new political realities far more than did the former liberal democracy with which it could not come to terms. ...The fact that the Catholic Church has come to an agreement with Fascist Italy ...proves beyond doubt that the Fascist world of ideas is closer to Christianity than those of Jewish liberalism or even atheistic Marxism..."

~ Adolf Hitler

in an article in the Völkischer Beobachter, the Nazi Party newspaper, February 29, 1929, on the new Lateran Concordat between Mussolini's fascist government and the Vatican.